Match the right dressy to the right Missy~ Part A
"Why wasn't i born 2 cups larger? Why can't i have a perkier butt? Why does my body resemble the shape of a pear? Why is my arm so flabby? ...etc.." Common questions that run thru our vainly-oriented girlie brains. When it comes to picking out the right outfit for the right body shape, we will squeeze out every single drop of our highly-intellectual brain juice to get it right. Less those who don't mind emphasizing on the portions or parts that should rather be kept from sight or concealed and camoflagued. (Yes! there are still brave girlies around, i.e, the special force bunch of girlies who don't shave armpit hair..hehe, maybe it's considered sexy..just maybe..anyway, Respect~!). Ok ok, drifted off alil, back to the topic. Every girlie has a different and unique body shape but generally body shapes can be rounded up to the Big 3.
What in the bamboo forest is the Big 3 you ask? Here it is; Apple-Shaped(round) Body, Pear-Shaped Body, Bamboo-Shaped(straight) Body. Actually the last one is just straight body but since there's no fruits affliated, we decided to use bamboo since it's a straight thingy too.(is bamboo a type of fruit??) The next 3 paragraphs(part 2 & 3 in the next few days) from here on, we will give a quickie on what you should and shouldn't wear for your body type. By the way, when we say quickie, we meant a quick and brief review not the other quickie.. hehehe what were you girlies thinking.. Been watching too much animal planet eh?
Apple-Shaped
Girlies blessed with bigger/heavier assets(breasts), narrow hips and slimmer legs will fall into the Apple-shaped category. If you can't picture it right now and your mom is home with ya, take a deep breath and scream "Mummy! I wanna eat apple, don't slice, i want it in the original shape and don't peel off the sticker(some brands got 4 number, can go buy 4D, one of our lucky pandas here have strike before, serious..ha)" Drifted again, panda drift.. ~i wonder if u know, how panda live in tokyo, fat and furious, drift drift drift~ Okay, back to the stuff~
Apple Panda Should Do
Flaunt those legs like it's ILD(International Leg Day, it's on the 11 of every month...just kiddingx)~! Wear an A-line skirt to emphasize your waistline. For tops, try on some turtlenecks(can still survive if you work in office with good air-con system), boatnecks, or shirts with collars. Knits and woven stretch fabrics are one of the best choice for your body type. Wearing the recommended stuff will still give your assets their chance to shine and yet not overdo the whole thingy (i.e. wearing mid-low cut spaghetti) and end-up looking.. not too elegant and chic. If you are a cowgirl and swear by denim jeans, then the choice of your jeans should preferbly be a pair with front and back pockets. These will help disguise a rounder middle area while still accentuating your curves. If you an Office Warrior Princess, avoid pants with pleats but choose a flatter front instead.
Apple Panda Shouldn't Do
Steer clear from tops with puffy sleeves, or overly baggy clothing. Also avoid slim skirts and tight clothes, why you ask? Well because they will only emphasize a slimmer lower body half and create the illusion of imbalance, top big and bottom small. Then, dumb jerks might start labelling the "B" word, not like we girlies are too petty and can't deal with it but rather we should all strive to mesmerize the very same dumb jerks and then give'em nuthin! ha~!
Okay, we will stop here for now. The second part to this lil guide will be up in 3 days. This is DV-FWP (Don Vito the Freelance Writing Panda), it's been a pleasure to scribble here and hope you girlies liked the article~
*references were made from several other articles to compile, edit and post this guide, thanks to all the info-providers though we forgot half of the sources but a big panda hug for all~ com on, show me the bamboo~*
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